_________________________________________
/ Q: What's the difference between a dead \
| dog in the road and a dead |
| |
| lawyer in the road? A: There are skid |
\ marks in front of the dog. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ You are sick, twisted and perverted. I \
\ like that in a person. /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ You mentioned your name as if I should \
| recognize it, but beyond the obvious |
| facts that you are a bachelor, a |
| solicitor, a freemason, and an |
| asthmatic, I know nothing whatever |
| about you. |
| |
| -- Sherlock Holmes, "The Norwood |
\ Builder" /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ He draweth out the thread of his \
| verbosity finer than the staple of his |
| argument. |
| |
| -- William Shakespeare, "Love's |
\ Labour's Lost" /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
< You will forget that you ever knew me. >
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ The secret source of humor is not joy \
| but sorrow; there is no humor in |
| Heaven. |
| |
\ -- Mark Twain /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ Q: What's tiny and yellow and very, \
| very, dangerous? A: A canary with the |
\ super-user password. /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_____________________________________
/ You will be audited by the Internal \
\ Revenue Service. /
-------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ Your life would be very empty if you \
\ had nothing to regret. /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ If one cannot enjoy reading a book over \
| and over again, there is no use in |
| reading it at all. |
| |
\ -- Oscar Wilde /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ You have a will that can be influenced \
\ by all with whom you come in contact. /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
< You are number 6! Who is number one? >
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Soap and education are not as sudden as \
| a massacre, but they are more deadly in |
| the long run. |
| |
\ -- Mark Twain /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________
/ To be or not to be. \
| |
| -- Shakespeare To do is to be. |
| |
| -- Nietzsche To be is to do. |
| |
| -- Sartre Do be do be do. |
| |
\ -- Sinatra /
--------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_____________________________________
/ Your talents will be recognized and \
\ suitably rewarded. /
-------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

___________________________________
< You may be recognized soon. Hide. >
-----------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ Don't go around saying the world owes \
| you a living. The world owes you |
| nothing. It was here first. |
| |
\ -- Mark Twain /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Q: How many mathematicians does it take \
| to screw in a light bulb? A: One. He |
| gives it to six Californians, thereby |
| reducing the problem |
| |
\ to the earlier joke. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

___________________________________
/ That secret you've been guarding, \
\ isn't. /
-----------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and \
\ other exciting things. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_____________________________________
/ Everything will be just tickety-boo \
\ today. /
-------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Give your very best today. Heaven knows \
\ it's little enough. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ You see, I consider that a man's brain \
| originally is like a little empty |
| attic, and you have to stock it with |
| such furniture as you choose. A fool |
| takes in all the lumber of every sort |
| he comes across, so that the knowledge |
| which might be useful to him gets |
| crowded out, or at best is jumbled up |
| with a lot of other things, so that he |
| has difficulty in laying his hands upon |
| it. Now the skilful workman is very |
| careful indeed as to what he takes into |
| his brain-attic. He will have nothing |
| but the tools which may help him in |
| doing his work, but of these he has a |
| large assortment, and all in the most |
| perfect order. It is a mistake to think |
| that that little room has elastic walls |
| and can distend to any extent. Depend |
| upon it there comes a time when for |
| every addition of knowledge you forget |
| something that you knew before. It is |
| of the highest importance, therefore, |
| not to have useless facts elbowing out |
| the useful ones. |
| |
| -- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, "A Study in |
\ Scarlet" /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_____________________________________
/ For courage mounteth with occasion. \
| |
\ -- William Shakespeare, "King John" /
-------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ The Least Successful Collector \
| |
| Betsy Baker played a central role in |
| the history of collecting. She was |
| employed as a servant in the house of |
| John Warburton (1682-1759) who had |
| amassed a fine collection of 58 first |
| edition plays, including most of the |
| works of Shakespeare. |
| |
| One day Warburton returned home to find |
| 55 of them charred beyond legibility. |
| Betsy had either burned them or used |
| them as pie bottoms. The remaining |
| three folios are now in the British |
| Museum. |
| |
| The only comparable literary figure was |
| the maid who in 1835 burned the |
| manuscript of the first volume of |
| Thomas Carlyle's "The Hisory of the |
| French Revolution", thinking it was |
| wastepaper. |
| |
| -- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic |
\ Failures" /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

___________________________________
/ Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree \
\ tonight. /
-----------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
< Your domestic life may be harmonious. >
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ It is often the case that the man who \
| can't tell a lie thinks he is the best |
| judge of one. |
| |
| -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's |
\ Calendar" /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ Don't tell any big lies today. Small \
\ ones can be just as effective. /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Your business will go through a period \
\ of considerable expansion. /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_____________________________________
/ You will be awarded the Nobel Peace \
\ Prize... posthumously. /
-------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ Excellent day for putting Slinkies on \
\ an escalator. /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ You will lose your present job and have \
| to become a door to door mayonnaise |
\ salesman. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Your temporary financial embarrassment \
| will be relieved in a surprising |
\ manner. /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ You are destined to become the \
| commandant of the fighting men of the |
\ department of transportation. /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ Q: What's the difference between USL \
| and the Titanic? A: The Titanic had a |
\ band. /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ If one cannot enjoy reading a book over \
| and over again, there is no use in |
| reading it at all. |
| |
\ -- Oscar Wilde /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ You look like a million dollars. All \
\ green and wrinkled. /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ You will inherit some money or a small \
\ piece of land. /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________
< Cold hands, no gloves. >
------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: \
| Unique up on it! |
| |
| Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: |
\ The tame way! /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ You will be imprisoned for contributing \
\ your time and skill to a bank robbery. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ You are scrupulously honest, frank, and \
| straightforward. Therefore you have few |
\ friends. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

____________________________________
/ Excellent time to become a missing \
\ person. /
------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________
/ question = ( to ) ? be : ! be; \
| |
\ -- Wm. Shakespeare /
--------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Never commit yourself! Let someone else \
\ commit you. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

___________________________________
/ Your heart is pure, and your mind \
\ clear, and your soul devout. /
-----------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ "You have heard me speak of Professor \
| Moriarty?" |
| |
| "The famous scientific criminal, as |
| famous among crooks as --" |
| |
| "My blushes, Watson," Holmes murmured, |
| in a deprecating voice. |
| |
| "I was about to say 'as he is unknown |
| to the public.'" |
| |
\ -- A. Conan Doyle, "The Valley of Fear" /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Cheer Up! Things are getting worse at a \
\ slower rate. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ The camel died quite suddenly on the \
| second day, and Selena fretted sullenly |
| and, buffing her already impeccable |
| nails -- not for the first time since |
| the journey begain -- pondered snidely |
| if this would dissolve into a vignette |
| of minor inconveniences like all the |
| other holidays spent with Basil. |
| |
| -- Winning sentence, 1983 Bulwer-Lytton |
\ bad fiction contest. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. \
\ Watch for it everywhere. /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ Q: What's the difference betweeen USL \
| and the Graf Zeppelin? A: The Graf |
| Zeppelin represented cutting edge |
\ technology for its time. /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ Many changes of mind and mood; do not \
\ hesitate too long. /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ You will be advanced socially, without \
\ any special effort on your part. /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ Q: Why did the programmer call his \
| mother long distance? A: Because that |
\ was her name. /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_____________________________________
/ Do what comes naturally. Seethe and \
\ fume and throw a tantrum. /
-------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

___________________
< Are you a turtle? >
-------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
< Courage is your greatest present need. >
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Q: How does a hacker fix a function \
| which |
| |
| doesn't work for all of the elements in |
\ its domain? A: He changes the domain. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Best of all is never to have been born. \
\ Second best is to die soon. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach? \
\ A: The cats keep trying to bury them. /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ In the plot, people came to the land; \
| the land loved them; they worked and |
| struggled and had lots of children. |
| There was a Frenchman who talked funny |
| and a greenhorn from England who was a |
| fancy-pants but when it came to the |
| crunch he was all courage. Those novels |
| would make you retch. |
| |
| -- Canadian novelist Robertson Davies, |
| on the generic Canadian |
| |
\ novel. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Why is it that we rejoice at a birth \
| and grieve at a funeral? It is because |
| we are not the person involved. |
| |
| -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's |
\ Calendar" /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Q: How does the Polish Constitution \
| differ from the American? A: Under the |
| Polish Constitution citizens are |
| guaranteed freedom of |
| |
| speech, but under the United States |
| constitution they are |
| |
| guaranteed freedom after speech. |
| |
\ -- being told in Poland, 1987 /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach? \
\ A: The cats keep trying to bury them. /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ I have never let my schooling interfere \
| with my education. |
| |
\ -- Mark Twain /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Persons attempting to find a motive in \
| this narrative will be prosecuted; |
| persons attempting to find a moral in |
| it will be banished; persons attempting |
| to find a plot in it will be shot. By |
| Order of the Author |
| |
| -- Mark Twain, "The Adventures of |
\ Huckleberry Finn" /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_____________________________________
/ Q: Why did the astrophysicist order \
| three hamburgers? A: Because he was |
\ hungry. /
-------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ You like to form new friendships and \
\ make new acquaintances. /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
< Do something unusual today. Pay a bill. >
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Always the dullness of the fool is the \
| whetstone of the wits. |
| |
| -- William Shakespeare, "As You Like |
\ It" /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________
/ All generalizations are false, \
| including this one. |
| |
\ -- Mark Twain /
--------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Your reasoning powers are good, and you \
\ are a fairly good planner. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ Another good night not to sleep in a \
\ eucalyptus tree. /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ There is no distinctly native American \
| criminal class except Congress. |
| |
\ -- Mark Twain /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ You attempt things that you do not even \
\ plan because of your extreme stupidity. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_____________________________________
/ You have the capacity to learn from \
\ mistakes. You'll learn a lot today. /
-------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ If more of us valued food and cheer and \
| song above hoarded gold, it would be a |
| merrier world. |
| |
\ -- J.R.R. Tolkien /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

____________________________________
< Don't read everything you believe. >
------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Seeing that death, a necessary end, \
| Will come when it will come. |
| |
\ -- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar" /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

___________________________
< You have no real enemies. >
---------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Celebrate Hannibal Day this year. Take \
\ an elephant to lunch. /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ O, what a tangled web we weave, When \
| first we practice to deceive. |
| |
\ -- Sir Walter Scott, "Marmion" /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ I have never let my schooling interfere \
| with my education. |
| |
\ -- Mark Twain /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ The notes blatted skyward as they rose \
| over the Canada geese, feathered rumps |
| mooning the day, webbed appendages |
| frantically pedaling unseen bicycles in |
| their search for sustenance, driven by |
| cruel Nature's maxim, 'Ya wanna eat, ya |
| gotta work,' and at last I knew |
| Pittsburgh. |
| |
| -- Winning sentence, 1987 Bulwer-Lytton |
\ bad fiction contest. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ If you stand on your head, you will get \
\ footprints in your hair. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but \
| you spend too much time reading this |
\ sort of trash. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________
< You will get what you deserve. >
--------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Don't read any sky-writing for the next \
\ two weeks. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Q: What's the difference between an \
| Irish wedding and an Irish wake? A: One |
\ less drunk. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ You will be given a post of trust and \
\ responsibility. /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_____________________
< You should go home. >
---------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ The devil can cite Scripture for his \
| purpose. |
| |
| -- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant |
\ of Venice" /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ O, what a tangled web we weave, When \
| first we practice to deceive. |
| |
\ -- Sir Walter Scott, "Marmion" /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

____________________
< Beware of Bigfoot! >
--------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Your temporary financial embarrassment \
| will be relieved in a surprising |
\ manner. /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Your boss climbed the corporate ladder, \
\ wrong by wrong. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Q: How many Oregonians does it take to \
| screw in a light bulb? A: Three. One to |
| screw in the light bulb and two to fend |
| off all those |
| |
| Californians trying to share the |
\ experience. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ Q: How many Marxists does it take to \
| screw in a light bulb? A: None: The |
| light bulb contains the seeds of its |
\ own revolution. /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ Q: Why is Poland just like the United \
| States? A: In the United States you |
| can't buy anything for zlotys and in |
| |
| Poland you can't either, while in the |
| U.S. you can get whatever |
| |
| you want for dollars, just as you can |
| in Poland. |
| |
\ -- being told in Poland, 1987 /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ You will step on the night soil of many \
\ countries. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ Never be led astray onto the path of \
\ virtue. /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

____________________________________
/ He is now rising from affluence to \
| poverty. |
| |
\ -- Mark Twain /
------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ We were young and our happiness dazzled \
| us with its strength. But there was |
| also a terrible betrayal that lay |
| within me like a Merle Haggard song at |
| a French restaurant. [...] |
| |
| I could not tell the girl about the |
| woman of the tollway, of her milk white |
| BMW and her Jordache smile. There had |
| been a fight. I had punched her |
| boyfriend, who fought the mechanical |
| bulls. Everyone told him, "You ride the |
| bull, senor. You do not fight it." But |
| he was lean and tough like a bad |
| rib-eye and he fought the bull. And |
| then he fought me. And when we finished |
| there were no winners, just men doing |
| what men must do. [...] |
| |
| "Stop the car," the girl said. |
| |
| There was a look of terrible sadness in |
| her eyes. She knew about the woman of |
| the tollway. I knew not how. I started |
| to speak, but she raised an arm and |
| spoke with a quiet and peace I will |
| never forget. |
| |
| "I do not ask for whom's the tollway |
| belle," she said, "the tollway belle's |
| for thee." |
| |
| The next morning our youth was a |
| memory, and our happiness was a lie. |
| Life is like a bad margarita with good |
| tequila, I thought as I poured whiskey |
| onto my granola and faced a new day. |
| |
| -- Peter Applebome, International |
| Imitation Hemingway |
| |
\ Competition /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ You look like a million dollars. All \
\ green and wrinkled. /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ You will stop at nothing to reach your \
| objective, but only because your brakes |
\ are defective. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Even the clearest and most perfect \
| circumstantial evidence is likely to be |
| at fault, after all, and therefore |
| ought to be received with great |
| caution. Take the case of any pencil, |
| sharpened by any woman; if you have |
| witnesses, you will find she did it |
| with a knife; but if you take simply |
| the aspect of the pencil, you will say |
| that she did it with her teeth. |
| |
| -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's |
\ Calendar" /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Q: What do you call the scratches that \
| you get when a female |
| |
\ sheep bites you? A: Ewe nicks. /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ You have an unusual magnetic \
| personality. Don't walk too close to |
| metal objects which are not fastened |
\ down. /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ Afternoon very favorable for romance. \
\ Try a single person for a change. /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

____________________________
/ Your lucky number has been \
\ disconnected. /
----------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

___________________________
< Condense soup, not books! >
---------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ In India, "cold weather" is merely a \
| conventional phrase and has come into |
| use through the necessity of having |
| some way to distinguish between weather |
| which will melt a brass door-knob and |
| weather which will only make it mushy. |
| |
\ -- Mark Twain /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ The Public is merely a multiplied "me." \
| |
\ -- Mark Twain /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_____________________________________
/ As to the Adjective: when in doubt, \
| strike it out. |
| |
| -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's |
\ Calendar" /
-------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ "You have heard me speak of Professor \
| Moriarty?" |
| |
| "The famous scientific criminal, as |
| famous among crooks as --" |
| |
| "My blushes, Watson," Holmes murmured, |
| in a deprecating voice. |
| |
| "I was about to say 'as he is unknown |
| to the public.'" |
| |
\ -- A. Conan Doyle, "The Valley of Fear" /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Your temporary financial embarrassment \
| will be relieved in a surprising |
\ manner. /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ I reverently believe that the maker who \
| made us all makes everything in New |
| England, but the weather. I don't know |
| who makes that, but I think it must be |
| raw apprentices in the weather-clerks |
| factory who experiment and learn how, |
| in New England, for board and clothes, |
| and then are promoted to make weather |
| for countries that require a good |
| article, and will take their custom |
| elsewhere if they don't get it. |
| |
\ -- Mark Twain /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ You will receive a legacy which will \
\ place you above want. /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

____________________
< You'll be sorry... >
--------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders? \
| A: To conform with departmental |
\ regulations concerning uniform dress. /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________
< Tomorrow, you can be anywhere. >
--------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ All say, "How hard it is that we have \
| to die"--a strange complaint to come |
| from the mouths of people who have had |
| to live. |
| |
| -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's |
\ Calendar" /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ If more of us valued food and cheer and \
| song above hoarded gold, it would be a |
| merrier world. |
| |
\ -- J.R.R. Tolkien /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ I dote on his very absence. \
| |
| -- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant |
\ of Venice" /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ You have Egyptian flu: you're going to \
\ be a mummy. /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Live in a world of your own, but always \
\ welcome visitors. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ It is right that he too should have his \
| little chronicle, his memories, his |
| reason, and be able to recognize the |
| good in the bad, the bad in the worst, |
| and so grow gently old all down the |
| unchanging days and die one day like |
| any other day, only shorter. |
| |
\ -- Samuel Beckett, "Malone Dies" /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ In a museum in Havana, there are two \
| skulls of Christopher Columbus, "one |
| when he was a boy and one when he was a |
| man." |
| |
\ -- Mark Twain /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Q: What's the difference between Bell \
| Labs and the Boy Scouts of America? A: |
\ The Boy Scouts have adult supervision. /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ The bay-trees in our country are all \
| wither'd And meteors fright the fixed |
| stars of heaven; The pale-faced moon |
| looks bloody on the earth And |
| lean-look'd prophets whisper fearful |
| change. These signs forerun the death |
| or fall of kings. |
| |
\ -- Wm. Shakespeare, "Richard II" /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
< Your present plans will be successful. >
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
< You're at the end of the road again. >
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ Q: What's hard going in and soft and \
\ sticky coming out? A: Chewing gum. /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Q: How many hardware engineers does it \
| take to change a light bulb? A: None. |
| We'll fix it in software. |
| |
| Q: How many system programmers does it |
| take to change a light bulb? A: None. |
| The application can work around it. |
| |
| Q: How many software engineers does it |
| take to change a light bulb? A: None. |
| We'll document it in the manual. |
| |
| Q: How many tech writers does it take |
| to change a light bulb? A: None. The |
\ user can figure it out. /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ Many pages make a thick book, except \
| for pocket Bibles which are on very |
\ very thin paper. /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

__________________________________
< You will pass away very quickly. >
----------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Live in a world of your own, but always \
\ welcome visitors. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ Q: What do monsters eat? A: Things. \
| |
| Q: What do monsters drink? A: Coke. |
\ (Because Things go better with Coke.) /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders? \
| A: To conform with departmental |
\ regulations concerning uniform dress. /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ In the space of one hundred and \
| seventy-six years the Mississippi has |
| shortened itself two hundred and |
| forty-two miles. Therefore ... in the |
| Old Silurian Period the Mississippi |
| River was upward of one million three |
| hundred thousand miles long ... seven |
| hundred and forty-two years from now |
| the Mississippi will be only a mile and |
| three-quarters long. ... There is |
| something fascinating about science. |
| One gets such wholesome returns of |
| conjecture out of such a trifling |
| investment of fact. |
| |
\ -- Mark Twain /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Give your very best today. Heaven knows \
\ it's little enough. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ As flies to wanton boys are we to the \
| gods; they kill us for their sport. |
| |
\ -- Shakespeare, "King Lear" /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ Troubled day for virgins over 16 who \
| are beautiful and wealthy and live in |
\ eucalyptus trees. /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ You will be reincarnated as a toad; and \
\ you will be much happier. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_____________________________________
/ Fine day to work off excess energy. \
\ Steal something heavy. /
-------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Q: What do you call a WASP who doesn't \
| work for his father, isn't a |
| |
| lawyer, and believes in social causes? |
\ A: A failure. /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ It has long been an axiom of mine that \
| the little things are infinitely the |
| most important. |
| |
| -- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, "A Case of |
\ Identity" /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Always the dullness of the fool is the \
| whetstone of the wits. |
| |
| -- William Shakespeare, "As You Like |
\ It" /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ You will be singled out for promotion \
\ in your work. /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ You are deeply attached to your friends \
\ and acquaintances. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Seeing that death, a necessary end, \
| Will come when it will come. |
| |
\ -- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar" /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

____________________________
< You will soon forget this. >
----------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Steady movement is more important than \
| speed, much of the time. So long as |
| there is a regular progression of |
| stimuli to get your mental hooks into, |
| there is room for lateral movement. |
| Once this begins, its rate is a matter |
| of discretion. |
| |
\ -- Corwin, Prince of Amber /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ Q: How many marketing people does it \
| take to change a light bulb? A: I'll |
\ have to get back to you on that. /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_____________________________________
/ Your true value depends entirely on \
\ what you are compared with. /
-------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Like an expensive sports car, \
| fine-tuned and well-built, Portia was |
| sleek, shapely, and gorgeous, her red |
| jumpsuit moulding her body, which was |
| as warm as seatcovers in July, her hair |
| as dark as new tires, her eyes flashing |
| like bright hubcaps, and her lips as |
| dewy as the beads of fresh rain on the |
| hood; she was a woman driven -- fueled |
| by a single accelerant -- and she |
| needed a man, a man who wouldn't shift |
| from his views, a man to steer her |
| along the right road: a man like Alf |
| Romeo. |
| |
| -- Rachel Sheeley, winner |
| |
| The hair ball blocking the drain of the |
| shower reminded Laura she would never |
| see her little dog Pritzi again. |
| |
| -- Claudia Fields, runner-up |
| |
| It could have been an organically based |
| disturbance of the brain -- perhaps a |
| tumor or a metabolic deficiency -- but |
| after a thorough neurological exam it |
| was determined that Byron was simply a |
| jerk. |
| |
| -- Jeff Jahnke, runner-up |
| |
| Winners in the 7th Annual Bulwer-Lytton |
| Bad Writing Contest. The contest is |
| named after the author of the immortal |
| lines: "It was a dark and stormy |
| night." The object of the contest is to |
| write the opening sentence of the worst |
\ possible novel. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

___________________________________
/ Don't look back, the lemmings are \
\ gaining on you. /
-----------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
< Bank error in your favor. Collect $200. >
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________
< Be different: conform. >
------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ You will be married within a year, and \
\ divorced within two. /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ "Not Hercules could have knock'd out \
| his brains, for he had none." |
| |
\ -- Shakespeare /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

____________________________________
< Don't read everything you believe. >
------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Never laugh at live dragons. \
| |
| -- Bilbo Baggins [J.R.R. Tolkien, "The |
\ Hobbit"] /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

____________________
< You'll be sorry... >
--------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Soap and education are not as sudden as \
| a massacre, but they are more deadly in |
| the long run. |
| |
\ -- Mark Twain /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________
/ Domestic happiness and faithful \
\ friends. /
---------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud \
\ tie. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________
< Don't get to bragging. >
------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_____________________________________
/ Let him choose out of my files, his \
| projects to accomplish. |
| |
\ -- Shakespeare, "Coriolanus" /
-------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
< Day of inquiry. You will be subpoenaed. >
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

____________________________
< You will soon forget this. >
----------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

____________________________________
/ FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE \
| GREAT ANSWERS: #13 A: Doc, Happy, |
| Bashful, Dopey, Sneezy, Sleepy, & |
| Grumpy Q: Who were the Democratic |
\ presidential candidates? /
------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ You will give someone a piece of your \
\ mind, which you can ill afford. /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: \
| Unique up on it! |
| |
| Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: |
\ The tame way! /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Water, taken in moderation cannot hurt \
| anybody. |
| |
\ -- Mark Twain /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ You will be recognized and honored as a \
\ community leader. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

____________________________________
/ It's lucky you're going so slowly, \
| because you're going in the wrong |
\ direction. /
------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Man is the only animal that blushes -- \
| or needs to. |
| |
\ -- Mark Twain /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Best of all is never to have been born. \
\ Second best is to die soon. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)