• Re: FREE GAME^h^h^h^h MOVIE: Kung Fury

    From Dimensional Traveler@21:1/5 to Spalls Hurgenson on Sun Sep 1 15:11:17 2024
    On 9/1/2024 1:24 PM, Spalls Hurgenson wrote:

    Well, this is an unusual one. Not only isn't this offering a game,
    it's not anything _new_, nor is it only temporarily available. As far
    as I'm aware, it's been free on Steam since it's initial release, and probably will be for the foreseeable future. Quite possibly, many of
    you are already aware of it. Nonetheless, _I_ had never heard of it
    until recently, so it's possible others might not have either.


    * KUNG FURY
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/374570/Kung_Fury/
    If you like '80s action movies, this one is for you.
    If you like Kung-fu movies, this one is for you. If
    you like twenty-gag-a-minute spoof movies, you want
    to watch this one. If you enjoyed "Far Cry: Blood
    Dragon" (but didn't think it went far enough in its
    '80s references), this movie is for you. It's
    brainless, pointless, low-budget and doesn't do one
    thing that hasn't been done elsewhere, but it's such
    over-the-top ridiculous fun that you can't help but
    enjoy it. Even if most of the humor is in its
    audacity rather than the quality of its jape. You
    won't come out of watching this one jot more
    enlightened or inspired. It's not that sort of the
    movie. It's a movie where you turn off your brain
    and wonder what unexpected nonsense they're going
    to throw at you next, and have a big grin on your
    face when it tops your expectations. It's a movie
    where the hero surfboards on a Nazi and fights a
    transforming arcade machine, or where he dryly
    notes "That's when I knew my partner was dead"
    two seconds after a ninja vertically bisects him.
    Also, it's free and only a half an hour long, so
    really, what do you have to lose?

    End your weekend on a high note. Watch "Kung Fury" tonight.*


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  • From Ant@21:1/5 to Spalls Hurgenson on Sun Sep 1 23:43:46 2024
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/373180/Kung_Fury_Street_Rage__Ultimate_Edition/ is a game, but not free.


    Spalls Hurgenson <spallshurgenson@gmail.com> wrote:

    Well, this is an unusual one. Not only isn't this offering a game,
    it's not anything _new_, nor is it only temporarily available. As far
    as I'm aware, it's been free on Steam since it's initial release, and probably will be for the foreseeable future. Quite possibly, many of
    you are already aware of it. Nonetheless, _I_ had never heard of it
    until recently, so it's possible others might not have either.


    * KUNG FURY
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/374570/Kung_Fury/
    If you like '80s action movies, this one is for you.
    If you like Kung-fu movies, this one is for you. If
    you like twenty-gag-a-minute spoof movies, you want
    to watch this one. If you enjoyed "Far Cry: Blood
    Dragon" (but didn't think it went far enough in its
    '80s references), this movie is for you. It's
    brainless, pointless, low-budget and doesn't do one
    thing that hasn't been done elsewhere, but it's such
    over-the-top ridiculous fun that you can't help but
    enjoy it. Even if most of the humor is in its
    audacity rather than the quality of its jape. You
    won't come out of watching this one jot more
    enlightened or inspired. It's not that sort of the
    movie. It's a movie where you turn off your brain
    and wonder what unexpected nonsense they're going
    to throw at you next, and have a big grin on your
    face when it tops your expectations. It's a movie
    where the hero surfboards on a Nazi and fights a
    transforming arcade machine, or where he dryly
    notes "That's when I knew my partner was dead"
    two seconds after a ninja vertically bisects him.
    Also, it's free and only a half an hour long, so
    really, what do you have to lose?

    End your weekend on a high note. Watch "Kung Fury" tonight.*

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  • From rms@21:1/5 to All on Sun Sep 1 18:40:54 2024
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/374570/Kung_Fury/

    Grabbed it, thx spalls!

    rms

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  • From Dimensional Traveler@21:1/5 to Spalls Hurgenson on Mon Sep 2 14:06:37 2024
    On 9/2/2024 11:06 AM, Spalls Hurgenson wrote:
    On Sun, 01 Sep 2024 23:43:46 +0000, ant@zimage.comANT (Ant) wrote:
    Spalls Hurgenson <spallshurgenson@gmail.com> wrote:

    * KUNG FURY
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/374570/Kung_Fury/


    https://store.steampowered.com/app/373180/Kung_Fury_Street_Rage__Ultimate_Edition/
    is a game, but not free.


    Thus ensuring my post is on-topic for this newsgroup after all! ;-)

    Whew! Dodged a bullet there!

    Kung Fury fighters don't use bullets.

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  • From Ant@21:1/5 to Dimensional Traveler on Mon Sep 2 22:34:23 2024
    Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> wrote:
    On 9/2/2024 11:06 AM, Spalls Hurgenson wrote:
    On Sun, 01 Sep 2024 23:43:46 +0000, ant@zimage.comANT (Ant) wrote:
    Spalls Hurgenson <spallshurgenson@gmail.com> wrote:

    * KUNG FURY
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/374570/Kung_Fury/


    https://store.steampowered.com/app/373180/Kung_Fury_Street_Rage__Ultimate_Edition/
    is a game, but not free.


    Thus ensuring my post is on-topic for this newsgroup after all! ;-)

    Whew! Dodged a bullet there!

    Kung Fury fighters don't use bullets.

    "I know kung fu."
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  • From Ant@21:1/5 to Kyonshi on Sun Sep 8 05:05:35 2024
    Kyonshi <gmkeros@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 9/3/2024 12:34 AM, Ant wrote:
    Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> wrote:

    "I know kung fu."

    "Show me"

    /me does a finish him move like in Mortal Kombat. ;)
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