• Re: Oh, Ubisoft (October 2024 Edition)

    From Zaghadka@21:1/5 to Spalls Hurgenson on Wed Oct 16 12:22:15 2024
    On Tue, 15 Oct 2024 20:41:19 -0400, in comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action,
    Spalls Hurgenson wrote:


    Ubisoft today announced its "Ubisoft+ Classic" program. To quote their >announcement: "Ubisoft+ Classics is a curated library of classic games
    from Ubisoft's vast catalog that includes Assassin's Creed Valhalla,
    Far Cry 6, Rainbow Six Siege, and Watch Dogs Legion, among many
    others". >https://news.ubisoft.com/en-us/article/tQwBn5FiD1qSj7gFYSGCN/ubisoft-classics-upcoming-releases-and-old-favorites

    Which just makes you wonder: is the plan to get people to buy games,
    then cancel the online services those games depend on, then get them
    to buy (well, rent, since Ubisoft+ is a subscription service) the
    games again as part of their "Classics" line?

    It's not quite what they're doing right now (as far as I can tell,
    "Classics" is just a selection of games included in the base Ubisoft+ >subscription... but I wouldn't put such deviousness above them.

    It just seems bad timing for a company already mired in controversy
    about making its older games inaccessible to paying customers. "Oh,
    but they're still here if you pay more for our streaming service"
    isn't good optics when literal laws are being crafted because of your >greediness.

    Then again, the Guilletmot family is desperate to make it look like
    their company is bringing in new revenue, so I guess from their point
    of view it's perfect timing. "Look, investors, at all this new money
    we're bringing in. Please don't kick us out of our majority position!"
    ;-)


    Side note: there's an amusing bug on Ubisoft Classic's web page. I
    forgot how I got there, but at one point there's a page and all it
    says is:

    "Ubisoft Store advantages"
    and then
    "Null"

    https://store.ubisoft.com/us/ubisoftplus-classics/5ebe5e920d253c3638a9521b.html?lang=default
    (don't know how long it will last before they fix it, so if you wanna
    see it, visit sooner rather than later. Or gaze upon the screenshot I
    made at https://imgur.com/a/0R3LCvA )

    (Pedant corner: And yes, I know that null is usually a sign the
    database query was badly crafted and whatever was supposed to fill out
    that page didn't make it over. But the way the two bits of text line
    up is still funny)


    And now they're starting to eat themselves alive. Still think they're
    fine?

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  • From Rin Stowleigh@21:1/5 to All on Thu Oct 17 19:35:22 2024
    On Wed, 16 Oct 2024 06:21:47 -0700, Justisaur <justisaur@gmail.com>
    wrote:

    On 10/16/2024 1:08 AM, Kyonshi wrote:
    On 10/16/2024 2:41 AM, Spalls Hurgenson wrote:

    Ubisoft today announced its "Ubisoft+ Classic" program. To quote their
    announcement: "Ubisoft+ Classics is a curated library of classic games
    from Ubisoft's vast catalog that includes Assassin's Creed Valhalla,
    Far Cry 6, Rainbow Six Siege, and Watch Dogs Legion, among many
    others".

    Assassin's Creed Valhalla and Far Cry 6 are classics now?

    That was my thought. Valhalla's only 4 years old, and FC6 is 3.

    I didn't think you could be a classic until at least a decade. I'd
    probably go generation which is 20 years. I suppose if you count
    console generations it could be around 7 years.

    And how about the use of the word "curated"?

    Such great care went into the selection, and what a chore that must
    have been.... I'm sure it was pure coincidence that all selections
    Ubisoft decided on were... well, from Ubisoft. Maybe they can turn
    that concept in sort of like a curated game awards ceremony each year?
    Wonder what all vendors the nominees would come from in that kind of
    scenario?

    The "curator" should have thrown in some tits and ass games from
    random vendors on Steam just to make the "curation" scenario look a
    little more realistic, and put a temporary cork in the bleeding their
    wokism has caused.

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  • From candycanearter07@21:1/5 to Spalls Hurgenson on Mon Oct 21 18:40:07 2024
    Spalls Hurgenson <spallshurgenson@gmail.com> wrote at 00:41 this Wednesday (GMT):

    Ubisoft today announced its "Ubisoft+ Classic" program. To quote their announcement: "Ubisoft+ Classics is a curated library of classic games
    from Ubisoft's vast catalog that includes Assassin's Creed Valhalla,
    Far Cry 6, Rainbow Six Siege, and Watch Dogs Legion, among many
    others". https://news.ubisoft.com/en-us/article/tQwBn5FiD1qSj7gFYSGCN/ubisoft-classics-upcoming-releases-and-old-favorites

    Which just makes you wonder: is the plan to get people to buy games,
    then cancel the online services those games depend on, then get them
    to buy (well, rent, since Ubisoft+ is a subscription service) the
    games again as part of their "Classics" line?

    It's not quite what they're doing right now (as far as I can tell,
    "Classics" is just a selection of games included in the base Ubisoft+ subscription... but I wouldn't put such deviousness above them.

    Seems very on brand for them. It would be extra funny if they cancelled
    the "classics" versions too.

    It just seems bad timing for a company already mired in controversy
    about making its older games inaccessible to paying customers. "Oh,
    but they're still here if you pay more for our streaming service"
    isn't good optics when literal laws are being crafted because of your greediness.

    Then again, the Guilletmot family is desperate to make it look like
    their company is bringing in new revenue, so I guess from their point
    of view it's perfect timing. "Look, investors, at all this new money
    we're bringing in. Please don't kick us out of our majority position!"
    ;-)


    Side note: there's an amusing bug on Ubisoft Classic's web page. I
    forgot how I got there, but at one point there's a page and all it
    says is:

    "Ubisoft Store advantages"
    and then
    "Null"

    Finally, some real honesty!

    https://store.ubisoft.com/us/ubisoftplus-classics/5ebe5e920d253c3638a9521b.html?lang=default
    (don't know how long it will last before they fix it, so if you wanna
    see it, visit sooner rather than later. Or gaze upon the screenshot I
    made at https://imgur.com/a/0R3LCvA )

    (Pedant corner: And yes, I know that null is usually a sign the
    database query was badly crafted and whatever was supposed to fill out
    that page didn't make it over. But the way the two bits of text line
    up is still funny)


    About as well programmed as their games :>
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  • From candycanearter07@21:1/5 to Kyonshi on Mon Oct 21 18:40:08 2024
    Kyonshi <gmkeros@gmail.com> wrote at 08:08 this Wednesday (GMT):
    On 10/16/2024 2:41 AM, Spalls Hurgenson wrote:

    Ubisoft today announced its "Ubisoft+ Classic" program. To quote their
    announcement: "Ubisoft+ Classics is a curated library of classic games
    from Ubisoft's vast catalog that includes Assassin's Creed Valhalla,
    Far Cry 6, Rainbow Six Siege, and Watch Dogs Legion, among many
    others".

    Assassin's Creed Valhalla and Far Cry 6 are classics now?


    You know what they say about internet time being faster than real life.
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  • From candycanearter07@21:1/5 to Spalls Hurgenson on Wed Oct 23 04:10:03 2024
    Spalls Hurgenson <spallshurgenson@gmail.com> wrote at 14:23 this Tuesday (GMT):
    On Mon, 21 Oct 2024 18:40:07 -0000 (UTC), candycanearter07
    <candycanearter07@candycanearter07.nomail.afraid> wrote:

    Spalls Hurgenson <spallshurgenson@gmail.com> wrote at 00:41 this Wednesday (GMT):

    Ubisoft today announced its "Ubisoft+ Classic" program. To quote their
    announcement: "Ubisoft+ Classics is a curated library of classic games
    from Ubisoft's vast catalog that includes Assassin's Creed Valhalla,
    Far Cry 6, Rainbow Six Siege, and Watch Dogs Legion, among many
    others".
    https://news.ubisoft.com/en-us/article/tQwBn5FiD1qSj7gFYSGCN/ubisoft-classics-upcoming-releases-and-old-favorites

    Which just makes you wonder: is the plan to get people to buy games,
    then cancel the online services those games depend on, then get them
    to buy (well, rent, since Ubisoft+ is a subscription service) the
    games again as part of their "Classics" line?

    It's not quite what they're doing right now (as far as I can tell,
    "Classics" is just a selection of games included in the base Ubisoft+
    subscription... but I wouldn't put such deviousness above them.

    Seems very on brand for them. It would be extra funny if they cancelled
    the "classics" versions too.

    It just seems bad timing for a company already mired in controversy
    about making its older games inaccessible to paying customers. "Oh,
    but they're still here if you pay more for our streaming service"
    isn't good optics when literal laws are being crafted because of your
    greediness.

    Then again, the Guilletmot family is desperate to make it look like
    their company is bringing in new revenue, so I guess from their point
    of view it's perfect timing. "Look, investors, at all this new money
    we're bringing in. Please don't kick us out of our majority position!"
    ;-)


    Side note: there's an amusing bug on Ubisoft Classic's web page. I
    forgot how I got there, but at one point there's a page and all it
    says is:

    "Ubisoft Store advantages"
    and then
    "Null"

    Finally, some real honesty!

    https://store.ubisoft.com/us/ubisoftplus-classics/5ebe5e920d253c3638a9521b.html?lang=default
    (don't know how long it will last before they fix it, so if you wanna
    see it, visit sooner rather than later. Or gaze upon the screenshot I
    made at https://imgur.com/a/0R3LCvA )

    (Pedant corner: And yes, I know that null is usually a sign the
    database query was badly crafted and whatever was supposed to fill out
    that page didn't make it over. But the way the two bits of text line
    up is still funny)


    About as well programmed as their games :>

    I've never really had problems with the programming of Ubisoft games.
    I've found them to be reasonably good in that regard. Oh, I'm sure
    there are some bugs here and there --given the complexity of modern
    titles, it's only to be expected-- but they don't stand out to me as a company infamous for its buggy products <cough cough Bethesda cough>.

    I _do_ have a problem with their game _design_; the repetitive nature
    of their open worlds, filled with grind, a lack of innovation between
    titles, and the terrible writing and uninspired setting. Oh, and the
    stupid live-service nonsense too.

    But the programming is fine. ;-)


    Is it? I've not really played Ubisoft games ^^"
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  • From JAB@21:1/5 to Spalls Hurgenson on Wed Oct 23 10:15:03 2024
    On 22/10/2024 15:23, Spalls Hurgenson wrote:
    I've never really had problems with the programming of Ubisoft games.
    I've found them to be reasonably good in that regard. Oh, I'm sure
    there are some bugs here and there --given the complexity of modern
    titles, it's only to be expected-- but they don't stand out to me as a company infamous for its buggy products <cough cough Bethesda cough>.

    I_do_ have a problem with their game_design_; the repetitive nature
    of their open worlds, filled with grind, a lack of innovation between
    titles, and the terrible writing and uninspired setting. Oh, and the
    stupid live-service nonsense too.

    But the programming is fine. 😉

    I've not played Starfield but some of the comments I've read say that it
    has bugs that you can trace back to FO:3. My favourites are my horse
    levitating across water to get back to the city (Oblivion) and talking
    to a clan elder with no head (Skyrim).

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  • From JAB@21:1/5 to Spalls Hurgenson on Thu Oct 24 09:04:16 2024
    On 23/10/2024 16:05, Spalls Hurgenson wrote:
    On Wed, 23 Oct 2024 10:15:03 +0100, JAB <noway@nochance.com> wrote:

    On 22/10/2024 15:23, Spalls Hurgenson wrote:
    I've never really had problems with the programming of Ubisoft games.
    I've found them to be reasonably good in that regard. Oh, I'm sure
    there are some bugs here and there --given the complexity of modern
    titles, it's only to be expected-- but they don't stand out to me as a
    company infamous for its buggy products <cough cough Bethesda cough>.

    I_do_ have a problem with their game_design_; the repetitive nature
    of their open worlds, filled with grind, a lack of innovation between
    titles, and the terrible writing and uninspired setting. Oh, and the
    stupid live-service nonsense too.

    But the programming is fine. ?

    I've not played Starfield but some of the comments I've read say that it
    has bugs that you can trace back to FO:3. My favourites are my horse
    levitating across water to get back to the city (Oblivion) and talking
    to a clan elder with no head (Skyrim).

    That's Bethesda, not Ubisoft though.

    I'm not saying Ubisoft games don't have bugs (I'm sure I'd be shouted
    down with hundreds of examples of people complaining about some glitch
    or other in their many games), just that overall they seem to fall
    within a certain 'acceptable tolerance'.

    Other companies... not so much. As you pointed out, Bethesda's
    insistence on using the creaky Gamebryo/Creation engine means that -
    despite end-users finding and fixing the same bugs repeatedly in
    fan-made patches- they are _still_ appearing in Bethesda's newest
    games. That's not just sloppy programming; that's an active disdain
    for its users by refusing to do even minimal quality control.

    So while I've a lot of unhappiness with Ubisoft, that is one fault I
    can't really level at them.

    Oh sorry, that was in the context of "<cough cough Bethesda cough>".

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