• XKCD: Washing Machine Settings

    From Joy Beeson@21:1/5 to All on Wed Jan 18 22:31:52 2023
    https://xkcd.com/2724/

    The paper manual that came with my machine doesn't even suggest that
    the questions Cueball is asking might concievably exist, let alone
    have answers.

    After much searching, found that the maker of the machine *has* posted
    a table that purports to answer those questions.

    Every single line of the table reads:

    name of button | use for name of button

    discussed at


    https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2724:_Washing_Machine_Settings

    --
    Joy Beeson
    joy beeson at centurylink dot net

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  • From Your Name@21:1/5 to Joy Beeson on Thu Jan 19 18:33:46 2023
    On 2023-01-19 03:31:52 +0000, Joy Beeson said:

    https://xkcd.com/2724/

    The paper manual that came with my machine doesn't even suggest that
    the questions Cueball is asking might concievably exist, let alone
    have answers.

    After much searching, found that the maker of the machine *has* posted
    a table that purports to answer those questions.

    Every single line of the table reads:

    name of button | use for name of button

    discussed at


    https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2724:_Washing_Machine_Settings

    That must be a very old comic strip. These days you don't get an actual
    user manual at all. You're lucky if you even get a single-sided printed
    sheet telling you how to turn the device on!

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  • From John W Kennedy@21:1/5 to Your Name on Thu Jan 19 18:28:50 2023
    On 1/19/23 12:33 AM, Your Name wrote:
    On 2023-01-19 03:31:52 +0000, Joy Beeson said:

    https://xkcd.com/2724/

    The paper manual that came with my machine doesn't even suggest that
    the questions Cueball is asking might concievably exist, let alone
    have answers.

    After much searching, found that the maker of the machine *has* posted
    a table that purports to answer those questions.

    Every single line of the table reads:

    name of button | use for name of button

    discussed at


    https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2724:_Washing_Machine_Settings

    That must be a very old comic strip. These days you don't get an actual
    user manual at all. You're lucky if you even get a single-sided printed
    sheet telling you how to turn the device on!

    Our washer is relatively recent, and has a manual, and so do our major
    kitchen appliances (we recently tore it down to the studs and replaced everything) do, too.

    Now, computers are something else. I used to have five bookshelves full
    of 3-ring binders about MVS/XA, while macOS (or iOS or iPadOS or watchOS
    or tvOS) is far more complex than MVS, and has no paper docuemntation at
    all, unless you count the e-book “The Swift Programming Language”.

    --
    John W. Kennedy
    Algernon Burbage, Lord Roderick, Father Martin, Bishop Baldwin,
    King Pellinore, Captain Bailey, Merlin -- A Kingdom for a Stage!

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