• Re: Complete OT: I'm no longer a colonoscopy virgin!

    From DianeE@21:1/5 to Dean on Wed Jun 5 20:08:56 2024
    On 6/5/2024 4:48 PM, Dean wrote:
    Today I had my first-ever colonoscopy, and it came back negative. It
    seems I have no anus. So contrary to popular belief, I am NOT full of
    shit!
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    After that test prep, no one's full of shit. Congratulations on
    gritting your teeth and getting it done. Now you have 10 years to relax
    till the next one.

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  • From Bruce@21:1/5 to Dean on Thu Jun 6 01:26:44 2024
    Dean wrote:

    DCartrow wrote:

    Whatcha` mean virgin?

    That scope`s done been where many a man has gone before, baby!!!

    Dennis C from Tennessee

    What are YOU doing here? I thought you were too big a wimp to hear any criticism of the Apricot Antichrist.

    Maybe he's starting to realize what a piece of shit that Trump is after
    the first 34 felony charges that he was convicted on.

    Dennis C, I'm in the ImagineSports forums now. They said you used to be
    there. BauDib is there, from the old Bill James forums. Most of them
    hate me over there. My usual charm.

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  • From roger@21:1/5 to Dean on Thu Jun 6 10:58:59 2024
    Dean wrote:

    Today I had my first-ever colonoscopy, and it came back negative. It
    seems I have no anus. So contrary to popular belief, I am NOT full of
    shit!

    Don't worry too much---I've had several of these little bastards in
    connection
    with my prostate treatment and I'm still living lol

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  • From Bruce@21:1/5 to DCartrow on Thu Jun 6 19:04:38 2024
    DCartrow wrote:

    Most of them
    hate me over there. My usual charm.

    They are ultra woke-ass over there which makes you their lovable
    curmudgeon.

    I was banned for life years ago.

    There were some who wanted them to ban me forever but cooler heads
    prevailed with Charles Wolfson and that Dayne character who seem to be
    bosses there. Dayne removed one of my post from the "Off Topic" board
    which they supposedly do not even monitor and anything goes. It was a
    harmless Sandusky joke.

    What is Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy?

    Focus on the tight ends and get plenty of penetration.

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