With tens of millions of chickens already dead, the scientists are
asking people to take down their bird feeders to help prevent the
spread of bird flu. I asked my birds if they wanted me to follow the
science. Every bird I asked said, "Hell no. It won't help us anymore
than locking down and closing up helped you dumbasses. You keep the
feeder full, and we'll try not to crap or spit near a chicken flock on
our way North."

Chicken Little, Jr.

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Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

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On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 11:27:45 PM UTC-7, bfh wrote:

With tens of millions of chickens already dead, the scientists are
asking people to take down their bird feeders to help prevent the
spread of bird flu. I asked my birds if they wanted me to follow the science. Every bird I asked said, "Hell no. It won't help us anymore
than locking down and closing up helped you dumbasses. You keep the
feeder full, and we'll try not to crap or spit near a chicken flock on
our way North."

Chicken Little, Jr.

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bill
Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

At least so far, the West Coast has been spared bird flu, but it's probably just a matter of time until we're infested too? I wonder how soon the chicken supply will be effected, and how high the future price will get? My pard cooks the most tender
chicken tenders, I ever 'et!

I suspect the lockdown helped considerably, during the worst days of Covid, when it was more deadly? Most of the world seemed to believe it was the prudent course of action to follow the science, by shutting down human contact. Once I got inoculated
with that magnetic Bill Gates juice, my bravery level increased almost to pre-plague times...

I wouldn't put any faith in what the birds tell you about avoiding chickens on the way North. They'd say anything to keep those feeders full! Still, the lure of operating ones own welfare dept. for birdies, is a hard call to deny, if you feel the
need to feel needed....

J.J. Audubon Jr.

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On 4/22/2022 2:21 AM, film...@gmail.com wrote:

On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 11:27:45 PM UTC-7, bfh wrote:

With tens of millions of chickens already dead, the scientists are
asking people to take down their bird feeders to help prevent the
spread of bird flu. I asked my birds if they wanted me to follow the
science. Every bird I asked said, "Hell no. It won't help us anymore
than locking down and closing up helped you dumbasses. You keep the
feeder full, and we'll try not to crap or spit near a chicken flock on
our way North."

Chicken Little, Jr.

--
bill
Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

At least so far, the West Coast has been spared bird flu, but it's probably just a matter of time until we're infested too? I wonder how soon the chicken supply will be effected, and how high the future price will get? My pard cooks the most

tender chicken tenders, I ever 'et!

I suspect the lockdown helped considerably, during the worst days of Covid, when it was more deadly? Most of the world seemed to believe it was the prudent course of action to follow the science, by shutting down human contact. Once I got

inoculated with that magnetic Bill Gates juice, my bravery level increased almost to pre-plague times...

I wouldn't put any faith in what the birds tell you about avoiding chickens on the way North. They'd say anything to keep those feeders full! Still, the lure of operating ones own welfare dept. for birdies, is a hard call to deny, if you feel the

need to feel needed....

J.J. Audubon Jr.

You can't trust those birds at the feeders. They are obviously
democrats. They take advantage of free food and they don't even have to
work for it. The only contribution they make to society is to produce
more free food eating, non-workers. I suspect they will be crapping all
over hard working, capitalist, honest chicken farmers' fowl.

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On 4/22/2022 12:21 AM, film...@gmail.com wrote:

On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 11:27:45 PM UTC-7, bfh wrote:

With tens of millions of chickens already dead, the scientists are
asking people to take down their bird feeders to help prevent the
spread of bird flu. I asked my birds if they wanted me to follow the
science. Every bird I asked said, "Hell no. It won't help us anymore
than locking down and closing up helped you dumbasses. You keep the
feeder full, and we'll try not to crap or spit near a chicken flock on
our way North."

Chicken Little, Jr.

--
bill
Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

At least so far, the West Coast has been spared bird flu, but it's probably just a matter of time until we're infested too? I wonder how soon the chicken supply will be effected, and how high the future price will get? My pard cooks the most

tender chicken tenders, I ever 'et!

I suspect the lockdown helped considerably, during the worst days of Covid, when it was more deadly? Most of the world seemed to believe it was the prudent course of action to follow the science, by shutting down human contact. Once I got

inoculated with that magnetic Bill Gates juice, my bravery level increased almost to pre-plague times...

I wouldn't put any faith in what the birds tell you about avoiding chickens on the way North. They'd say anything to keep those feeders full! Still, the lure of operating ones own welfare dept. for birdies, is a hard call to deny, if you feel the

need to feel needed....

J.J. Audubon Jr.

We live on the flyway. I'm seeing hundreds of geese going by
every day.

You see these calls to take down our feeders every time there's
some bird disease going around. When you get right down to it most of
the time they have no idea if the feeders are really a significant
factor or not. It just sounds like a good idea. If you're paying
attention there are also people who are opposed to bird feeders because
they can help invasive harmful species.

My idea of a scientific response is that my feeders are set up so
the birds don't shit on their food. I don't think I'm helping anyone but myself. The feeders bring the birds around me in closer so I can see
them better.

TB

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On 4/21/2022 11:27 PM, bfh wrote:

With tens of millions of chickens already dead, the scientists are
asking people to take down their bird feeders to help prevent the spread
of bird flu. I asked my birds if they wanted me to follow the science.
Every bird I asked said, "Hell no. It won't help us anymore than locking
down and closing up helped you dumbasses. You keep the feeder full, and
we'll try not to crap or spit near a chicken flock on our way North."

Chicken Little, Jr.

I fed my chickens, bleach, hydroxychloroquine, and ivermectin so they
should be OK. I suggested they mask but, like true retrumplichickens
they said, "Hell no. This'll all be over in two weeks anyway."

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kmiller wrote:

On 4/21/2022 11:27 PM, bfh wrote:

With tens of millions of chickens already dead, the scientists are
asking people to take down their bird feeders to help prevent the
spread of bird flu. I asked my birds if they wanted me to follow the
science. Every bird I asked said, "Hell no. It won't help us anymore
than locking down and closing up helped you dumbasses. You keep the
feeder full, and we'll try not to crap or spit near a chicken flock
on our way North."

Chicken Little, Jr.

I fed my chickens, bleach, hydroxychloroquine, and ivermectin so they
should be OK. I suggested they mask but, like true retrumplichickens
they said, "Hell no. This'll all be over in two weeks anyway."

I can't believe you asked a chicken to mask up. That's about the
dumbassedness thing I've heard since the last time Kakala said something.

46/28/2
I'm not a lucky bastard all the time.

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Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

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