The Star Spangled Banner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjzZh6-h9fM
Technobarbarian wrote:
The Star Spangled Banner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjzZh6-h9fM
damn. I allege that we should ban assault guitars at the end of the day
going forward. Then the President should literally invoke the Defense Production Act to require assault guitar makers to pivot to producing elastomeric masks.
Meanwhile, The CDC should be given a few billion dollars and not more
than a fiscal year to conduct a study to determine when and where these
masks should be worn, and by whom, until every American - and
non-American - has easy and free access to an elastomeric mask
regardless of race, religion, ideology, location, economic status,
gender identification, ........etc.
I also strongly suggest that because of her past successes as Czar of
This and That and Other Things, that Kakala be designated as Czar of the National Transitory Transition to Elastomeric Masks. And because of the significance of the passage of time, it's important that we get right on
this no later than the end of the day. Monkeypox is on the march, and it won't wait. Neither will the unstoppable advance of the devious
deviations of the ever-novel Coronavirus.
After a short period of self-triangulation, I'll have some suggestions
on the visual metrics of elastomeric masks. I mean, hey. There will have
to some way - maybe a color scheme - so that when everybody is faceless, everybody can determine who's what. You don't, for example, want a
peaceful protester to be misidentified as a terrorist or a common
everyday smash-and-grabber........or an innocent citizen to be
misidentified as a cop.
Oh, and by the way, the ever-popular Dr. Fauci should be appointed as
the national messenger for the efficaciousness of all of this stuff. If
it should turn out that he got brain fog from his two bouts with Covid,
he can get his cues from Kakala.
BTW again, if any of it should go sideways, pear-shaped, off the rails, toes-up, or literally fall off the table, a Senate Commission can be
stood up to blame Trump or Russia.
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