A poor midget man meets a rich dwarf Jew around Christmas.
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So the poor man asks the rich Jew, "what are you getting your wife this Christmas?" The rich Jew replies, "diamond earrings and a Mercedes." The
poor man asks, "why are you getting her two gifts?" The rich Jew says
"well, if she doesn't like the earrings she can drive to the store and
exchange them."
The poor man nods. Then the rich Jew asks him "so, what are you getting
your wife this year?" The poor man thinks about it for a second and
replies, "a pair of slippers and a dildo." The rich Jew asks "why those
two things?" The poor man astutely reponds "this way, if she doesn't
like the slippers she can go fuck herself."
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