A man wanted to teach his son about the evils of alcohol. He placed a
worm in a glass of alcohol, and another worm in a glass of water. The
worm in the alcohol died, while the worm in the water lived. He asked
his son, "Son, what have you learned?"

His son replied, "If you drink alcohol, you will not get worms."

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