Back of the Line
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Tom was walking down the street when he sees a funeral procession. At
the head was the casket, behind was a man walking a very large dog and
behind him were 300 people. Tom walks over to the guy with the dog and
asks, "Who’s funeral is this?"
The man answers, “My mother-in-law’s.”
Tom wishes his condolences and asks, “She must of been a very important person, but what’s with the dog?”
"This is the dog that killed her.”
So Tom asks, “Can I borrow the dog for an hour?”
He responds, “Get in line!”
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