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He tells the Headmistress he only has $10 to his name. After some consideration, she takes him to a room at the end of a hallway. Inside
is a chicken. He gives it some thought, decides he may as well get his
money worth, and he fucks the chicken.

A week later he comes back. He's only got $5, this time. She takes him
to a room near the end of the hall. Inside, a cluster of men are jerking
off to a view of the next room, through a one-way mirror - a man is
having sex with a grotesquely obese woman. Off-handedly, he remarks:
"That's pretty fucked up."

One hears his comment and responds: "That's nothing! Last week some guy
was fucking a chicken!"

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