• Mississippi politician files 'Contraception Begins at Erection Act'

    From P. Coonan@21:1/5 to All on Thu Jan 23 20:27:06 2025
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    JACKSON, Miss. (WLBT) - A state senator in Mississippi has filed a bill entitled the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act.”

    As written by Sen. Bradford Blackmon, the bill would make it “unlawful for
    a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.”

    There are also fines involved, the third strike resulting in the loss of $10,000 from the perpetrator.

    In a statement to WLBT News, Blackmon wrote, “All across the country, especially here in Mississippi, the vast majority of bills relating to contraception and/or abortion focus on the woman’s role when men are fifty percent of the equation.

    This bill highlights that fact and brings the man’s role into the
    conversation. People can get up in arms and call it absurd but I can’t say
    that bothers me.”

    https://www.scribd.com/document/818973988/Contraception-Begins-at- Erection-Act#download&from_embed

    https://www.wlbt.com/2025/01/22/mississippi-politician-files- contraception-begins-erection-act/

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  • From Chris Ahlstrom@21:1/5 to P. Coonan on Thu Jan 23 15:35:09 2025
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    JACKSON, Miss. (WLBT) - A state senator in Mississippi has filed a bill entitled the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act.”

    As written by Sen. Bradford Blackmon, the bill would make it “unlawful for
    a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.”

    This cannot be serious.

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  • From Rudy Canoza@21:1/5 to P. Coonan on Thu Jan 23 12:41:35 2025
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    On 1/23/2025 12:27 PM, P. Coonan wrote:
    JACKSON, Miss. (WLBT) - A state senator in Mississippi has filed a bill entitled the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act.”

    As written by Sen. Bradford Blackmon, the bill would make it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.”

    There are also fines involved, the third strike resulting in the loss of $10,000 from the perpetrator.

    In a statement to WLBT News, Blackmon wrote, “All across the country, especially here in Mississippi, the vast majority of bills relating to contraception and/or abortion focus on the woman’s role when men are fifty percent of the equation.

    This bill highlights that fact and brings the man’s role into the conversation. People can get up in arms and call it absurd but I can’t say that bothers me.”

    https://www.scribd.com/document/818973988/Contraception-Begins-at- Erection-Act#download&from_embed

    https://www.wlbt.com/2025/01/22/mississippi-politician-files- contraception-begins-erection-act/

    You want to think this came from a satire site, but it didn't. It's real.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/mississippi-lawmaker-introduces-contraception-begins-erection-act-rcna188938


    *Of course* it's in Mississippi, the most backward shithole in the country. There's a reason why the state motto in shithole Alabama is "Thank god for Mississippi."

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  • From J Carlson@21:1/5 to Mail on Thu Jan 23 13:53:36 2025
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    On 1/23/2025 1:27 PM, Mail wrote:
    In article <XnsB2707EAA4FED7002CE8@0.0.0.1>
    "P. Coonan" <nospam@ix.netcom.com> wrote:

    JACKSON, Miss. (WLBT) - A state senator in Mississippi has filed a bill
    entitled the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act.”

    As written by Sen. Bradford Blackmon, the bill would make it “unlawful for >> a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an
    embryo.”


    This would make jerking off illegal.

    LMAO

    And blowjobs and anal sex and withdrawing from a pussy right before ejaculation.

    Obviously the bill has zero chance of passage. I don't know what procedures the legislature in shithole Mississippi has to follow when a bill is introduced, but
    I would imagine it might be assigned to some committee that will shitcan it immediately. But it *figures* that a legislator in Mississippi or some other shithole state would introduce a bill like this. Those people are not to be taken seriously at any time.

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  • From Trump Country USA@21:1/5 to P. Coonan on Thu Jan 23 23:25:06 2025
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    In <XnsB2707EAA4FED7002CE8@0.0.0.1> P. Coonan wrote:

    JACKSON, Miss. (WLBT) - A state senator in Mississippi has filed a bill entitled the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act.”

    As written by Sen. Bradford Blackmon, the bill would make it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.”

    There are also fines involved, the third strike resulting in the loss of $10,000 from the perpetrator.

    In a statement to WLBT News, Blackmon wrote, “All across the country, especially here in Mississippi, the vast majority of bills relating to contraception and/or abortion focus on the woman’s role when men are fifty percent of the equation.

    This bill highlights that fact and brings the man’s role into the conversation. People can get up in arms and call it absurd but I can’t say that bothers me.”

    https://www.scribd.com/document/818973988/Contraception-Begins-at- Erection-Act#download&from_embed

    https://www.wlbt.com/2025/01/22/mississippi-politician-files- contraception-begins-erection-act/

    This legislation is incomplete and needs to be amended to include queers. Not that they can naturally reproduce, but still.

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  • From Mitchell Holman@21:1/5 to Mail on Fri Jan 24 03:33:23 2025
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    Mail <mailcorporate587@gmail.com> wrote in news:20250123212733.5F1E11200A9@fleegle.mixmin.net:

    In article <XnsB2707EAA4FED7002CE8@0.0.0.1>
    "P. Coonan" <nospam@ix.netcom.com> wrote:

    JACKSON, Miss. (WLBT) - A state senator in Mississippi has filed a
    bill entitled the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act.”

    As written by Sen. Bradford Blackmon, the bill would make it
    “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the
    intent to fertilize an embryo.”


    This would make jerking off illegal.


    Worse yet, it would make every woman
    having a period a criminal.

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  • From Siri Cruise@21:1/5 to J Carlson on Thu Jan 23 21:24:37 2025
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    J Carlson wrote:
    But it *figures* that a legislator in Mississippi or some other
    shithole state would introduce a bill like this. Those people are
    not to be taken seriously at any time.

    The legislator is a black Democrat.

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  • From Siri Cruise@21:1/5 to Chris Ahlstrom on Thu Jan 23 21:23:22 2025
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    Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
    P. Coonan wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    JACKSON, Miss. (WLBT) - A state senator in Mississippi has filed a bill
    entitled the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act.”

    As written by Sen. Bradford Blackmon, the bill would make it “unlawful for >> a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an
    embryo.”

    This cannot be serious.


    In a Christian nation the Sin of Onan should be a crime,.

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  • From Siri Cruise@21:1/5 to Trump Country USA on Thu Jan 23 21:25:24 2025
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    Trump Country USA wrote:
    In <XnsB2707EAA4FED7002CE8@0.0.0.1> P. Coonan wrote:

    JACKSON, Miss. (WLBT) - A state senator in Mississippi has filed a bill
    entitled the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act.”

    As written by Sen. Bradford Blackmon, the bill would make it “unlawful for
    a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an
    embryo.”

    There are also fines involved, the third strike resulting in the loss of
    $10,000 from the perpetrator.

    In a statement to WLBT News, Blackmon wrote, “All across the country, >> especially here in Mississippi, the vast majority of bills relating to
    contraception and/or abortion focus on the woman’s role when men are fifty
    percent of the equation.

    This bill highlights that fact and brings the man’s role into the
    conversation. People can get up in arms and call it absurd but I can’t say
    that bothers me.”

    https://www.scribd.com/document/818973988/Contraception-Begins-at-
    Erection-Act#download&from_embed

    https://www.wlbt.com/2025/01/22/mississippi-politician-files-
    contraception-begins-erection-act/

    This legislation is incomplete and needs to be amended to include queers. Not that they can naturally reproduce, but still.


    Ha-ha. You are such a dildo.

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  • From Chris Ahlstrom@21:1/5 to Siri Cruise on Fri Jan 24 07:11:26 2025
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    Siri Cruise wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
    P. Coonan wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    JACKSON, Miss. (WLBT) - A state senator in Mississippi has filed a bill
    entitled the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act.”

    As written by Sen. Bradford Blackmon, the bill would make it “unlawful for >>> a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an >>> embryo.”

    This cannot be serious.

    In a Christian nation the Sin of Onan should be a crime,.

    It turns out that the senator was a Democrat making a point about holding men accountable versus the new laws that fall heavily on women.

    So semi-serious.

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  • From -hh@21:1/5 to Chris Ahlstrom on Sat Jan 25 20:20:47 2025
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    On 1/23/25 3:35 PM, Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
    P. Coonan wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    JACKSON, Miss. (WLBT) - A state senator in Mississippi has filed a bill
    entitled the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act.”

    As written by Sen. Bradford Blackmon, the bill would make it “unlawful for >> a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an
    embryo.”

    This cannot be serious.

    Seems that it is a real bill. Blackmon is apparently a Democrat, so
    what the bill is doing is calling out the GOP's misogyny.


    -hh

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