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Donald Trump, the most ignorant fucktard ever to take a shit on the Resolute Desk

By Dana Milbank
01/24/25 @ 7:30am EST

“I think we’re going to do things that people would be shocked at,” President
Donald Trump declared on his second day in office. It was one of the few true things he said all week.

The crush of vindictive, cruel, unconstitutional and just plain bonkers orders and actions coming from the restored Trump administration in its first week makes even the worst-case predictions look conservative. But if you’re feeling
knocked off-kilter by the fire hose of bad policies, well, you’re in good company. Trump himself seems downright bewildered.

In the weeks before he became commander in chief, Trump aimed his fire at the traditional enemies of the United States: Canada, Denmark and Panama. But upon taking the oath of office, he launched verbal hostilities against a new foe: the
Kingdom of Spain.

On his first evening back in office, Trump invited reporters into the Oval Office, where he discussed his new decree that NATO members must spend 5 percent
of their nation’s wealth on their militaries. (He perhaps is unaware that the United States spends only about 3 percent and would have to come up with an additional $500 billion annually to fulfill his edict.) Complaining about the “very low” military spending of Spain, Trump told his questioners: “They’re a
BRICS nation, Spain. You know what a BRICS nation is? You’ll figure it out.” The
47th president then said that he would “put at least 100 percent tariff on the
business they do with the United States.”

Spain, part of the European Union, is not a member of the “BRICS” bloc, short
for Brazil, Russia, India, China and South Africa (but which, curiously, also includes Egypt, Ethiopia, Indonesia, Iran and the United Arab Emirates). But this, apparently, is news to our belligerent president. The United States might not have been in a conflict with Spain since 1898, but Trump is not one to let bygones be bygones. Remember the Maine! “I don’t know if the affirmation made by
President Trump was the result of a mix-up or not,” said a spokeswoman for the
unnerved Spanish government.

Maybe he’ll “figure it out.”

During that same session in the Oval Office, a reporter asked Trump whether his executive order governing “unlawful disclosure by federal officials” was related
to Hunter Biden.

“No, I think it’s just more general than that. It’s not Hunter Biden,” came
Trump’s breezy reply. The actual text of the order Trump signed says otherwise:
It strips security clearances from former officials who issued “a letter discrediting the reporting that President Joseph R. Biden’s son had abandoned his laptop at a computer repair business.”

The next evening brought more astounding ignorance from the chief executive. This time, he brought reporters into the Roosevelt Room to unveil a supposed $500 billion joint venture regarding artificial intelligence. But the ruse was exposed by none other than Trump sidekick Elon Musk, who proclaimed: “They don’t
have the money.”

At the event, NBC News’s Peter Alexander asked Trump about why he had just pardoned D.J. Rodriguez, who shocked a police officer with a stun gun at the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, and later boasted that he “tazzzzed the f--- out of the
blue.” The judge who sentenced Rodriguez to more than 12 years called him a “one-man army of hate, attacking police.”

“Well, I don’t know,” Trump replied. “Was it a pardon?”

Alexander reiterated that it was.

“Okay. Well, we’ll take a look at everything,” Trump said, though his pardons of
this and other cop-beaters are irrevocable.

Trump soon moved on to demanding that California “turn the valve” to allow more
water to reach Los Angeles, where, he said, residents of Beverly Hills had been limited to 38 gallons of water per day. “When you’re a rich person, you like to
take a shower. Thirty-eight gallons doesn’t last very long.”

There is no such “valve” and no such water restrictions in Beverly Hills. But
Trump skipped merrily from that error to another: Addressing a controversy that has split his staff members, he explained that he supports the H-1B visa program
because it allows his properties to hire “maître d’s, wine experts, even waiters.” Thus did he apparently confuse the H-1B visa, covering those with technical expertise, with the H-2B, covering temporary workers.

Trump continued on, scolding the Biden administration for failing to negotiate a
release of the hostages from Gaza “a year and a half, two years ago.” Good point! Biden should have secured the hostages’ freedom before they were taken captive on Oct. 7, 2023.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2025/01/24/trump-first-week-executive-orders-actions/

Trump is the dumbest fucktard ever to pollute the presidency. He's a tool. He's an idiot. He doesn't know what the fuck is going on. People — Stephen Miller, Elon Musk, other criminal shitbags — are telling him what to say and do.

Stupid unthinking rapist criminals like Skeeter-Shit, who never have anything intelligent and meaningful to say, love to crow, "Who cares?" or "We won." *Who*
or *what* won? Ignorance and shitbaggery won. Trump is a monstrous shitbag. Stupid shitbag rapist criminals like Skeeter-Shit don't care, because Trump is the massive shitbag Skeeter-Shit only *wishes* he could be.

There are two types of garbage scum who voted for Trump. There are people who voted for him because they just couldn't abide Harris and/or the Democrats. That's a fair point. I'm not impressed with Harris on her merits, and I don't like Democratic policy at all — not even a little bit.

Then there are people who voted for Trump because they like him and admire him and respect him. These people are filth. These people voted for a felon and an insurrectionist and a fraudster because Trump is the filthy shitbag these lowlife knuckle-dragging garbage can only *wish* they had the nerve to be. Trump
gets away with being a filthy criminal shitbag, and they can't, so they vote for
him because they wish they could be the filthy criminal shitbag that Trump *is*.
In a just world, these criminal shitbag filth who voted for Trump would be put to death. Maybe they will be...

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