Three midgets were in heaven discussing how they died.
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The first midget said, "I died in a car accident."
The second midget said, "I died by drowning."
The third midget said, "I died of seenus."
The first two midgets asked, "Do you mean sinus?"
The third midget said, "No, I mean SEENUS. I was out with my best friend’s
wife and he seen us!"
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