NATIONAL HARBOR, MD — Announcing that it has now given up entirely, the Democratic National Committee selected David Hogg as its new Vice Chair.
The selection represents a powerful statement to the country that the DNC
has no hope whatsoever, is an abject embarrassment, and has given in to despair.
"By choosing David Hogg, we are letting the nation know that the DNC is utterly doomed," said Executive Committee member Miranda Langley. "We are forfeiting all pretense of being a successful organization, and welcome
our final, total destruction. With David Hogg as our leader, the country
can rest assured that the DNC has simply given up."
According to internal sources, the Democratic National Committee felt that naming Hogg as Vice Chair was the simplest way to announce that it had stopped trying. "How better to let rank-and-file Democrats know that we
have abandoned the cause," said former DNC member Steve Cranton.
"Obviously, we no longer care and look forward to the sweet release of
death. Thank you, David!"
At publishing time, the DNC had announced that it would attempt to destroy itself entirely by declaring that its leading candidate for 2028 is Kamala Harris.
https://babylonbee.com/news/to-announce-theyve-given-up-completely-dnc- selects-david-hogg-as-vice-chair
On 2/5/2025 2:23 PM, Rudy Canoza wrote:
NATIONAL HARBOR, MD — Announcing that it has now given up entirely, the
Democratic National Committee selected David Hogg as its new Vice Chair.
The selection represents a powerful statement to the country that the DNC
has no hope whatsoever, is an abject embarrassment, and has given in to
despair.
"By choosing David Hogg, we are letting the nation know that the DNC is
utterly doomed," said Executive Committee member Miranda Langley. "We are
forfeiting all pretense of being a successful organization, and welcome
our final, total destruction. With David Hogg as our leader, the country
can rest assured that the DNC has simply given up."
According to internal sources, the Democratic National Committee felt that >> naming Hogg as Vice Chair was the simplest way to announce that it had
stopped trying. "How better to let rank-and-file Democrats know that we
have abandoned the cause," said former DNC member Steve Cranton.
"Obviously, we no longer care and look forward to the sweet release of
death. Thank you, David!"
At publishing time, the DNC had announced that it would attempt to destroy >> itself entirely by declaring that its leading candidate for 2028 is Kamala >> Harris.
https://babylonbee.com/news/to-announce-theyve-given-up-completely-dnc-
selects-david-hogg-as-vice-chair
Ha, the party of diversity and inclusion selects another white male
("male" being used about as loosely as can possibly be used) amongst its leadership.
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