A moose that has escaped from the Calgary zoo is wreaking on local farms
in the area as the 2,000-pound beast has allegedly been sexually
assaulting cows in the area since its escape.
Local farmers in the area have warned authorities about a moose that has
been seen on many occasions �humping� their cattle and possibly harming the animals.
�I saw this huge moose shagging one of my cows doggy-style� � Thomas O�Neill, local farmer
After a 48 hour wild goose chase, Wildlife agents still have not
successfully apprehended the animal and all persons having information concerning its whereabouts should contact the Alberta Environment and
Parks, Fish & Wildlife department.
Bob Probaska wrote:
A moose that has escaped from the Calgary zoo is wreaking on local
farms in the area as the 2,000-pound beast has allegedly been
sexually assaulting cows in the area since its escape.
i want to see a cow-moose hybrid.
Local farmers in the area have warned authorities about a moose
that has been seen on many occasions �humping� their cattle and possibly harming the animals.
�I saw this huge moose shagging one of my cows doggy-style� � Thomas O�Neill, local farmer
that's the only style for 4 legged animals.
After a 48 hour wild goose chase, Wildlife agents still have not successfully apprehended the animal and all persons having
information concerning its whereabouts should contact the Alberta Environment and Parks, Fish & Wildlife department.
moose chase, not goose chase. anyway, best of luck to the moose, i
hope it is never captured and it roams forever doing what it loves.
Terry Miles wrote:
jojo wrote:moose can't have sex in the spring they have to wait until fall
Bob Probaska wrote:
A moose that has escaped from the Calgary zoo is wreaking on
local
farms in the area as the 2,000-pound beast has allegedly been
sexually assaulting cows in the area since its escape.
i want to see a cow-moose hybrid.
Local farmers in the area have warned authorities about a moose
that has been seen on many occasions �humping� their cattle and
possibly harming the animals.
�I saw this huge moose shagging one of my cows doggy-style� �
Thomas
O�Neill, local farmer
that's the only style for 4 legged animals.
After a 48 hour wild goose chase, Wildlife agents still have not
successfully apprehended the animal and all persons having
information concerning its whereabouts should contact the
Alberta
Environment and Parks, Fish & Wildlife department.
moose chase, not goose chase. anyway, best of luck to the
moose, i
hope it is never captured and it roams forever doing what it
loves.
I knew a fellow whose mother was a moose. Big bastard with a
long nose,
but always wore a hat so I dunno about antlers.
% wrote:
Terry Miles wrote:
jojo wrote:
Bob Probaska wrote:
A moose that has escaped from the Calgary zoo is wreaking on
local farms in the area as the 2,000-pound beast has
allegedly been sexually assaulting cows in the area since its
escape.
i want to see a cow-moose hybrid.
Local farmers in the area have warned authorities about a
moose that has been seen on many occasions �humping� their
cattle and possibly harming the animals.
�I saw this huge moose shagging one of my cows doggy-style� � Thomas O�Neill, local farmer
that's the only style for 4 legged animals.
After a 48 hour wild goose chase, Wildlife agents still have
not successfully apprehended the animal and all persons having information concerning its whereabouts should contact the
Alberta Environment and Parks, Fish & Wildlife department.
moose chase, not goose chase. anyway, best of luck to the
moose, i hope it is never captured and it roams forever doing
what it loves.
I knew a fellow whose mother was a moose. Big bastard with a
long nose, but always wore a hat so I dunno about antlers.
moose can't have sex in the spring they have to wait until fall
did you tell that cow shagging moose that?
jojo wrote:
% wrote:
Terry Miles wrote:
jojo wrote:moose can't have sex in the spring they have to wait until fall
Bob Probaska wrote:
A moose that has escaped from the Calgary zoo is wreaking on local >>>>>> farms in the area as the 2,000-pound beast has allegedly been
sexually assaulting cows in the area since its escape.
i want to see a cow-moose hybrid.
Local farmers in the area have warned authorities about a moose
that has been seen on many occasions �humping� their cattle and >>>>>> possibly harming the animals.
�I saw this huge moose shagging one of my cows doggy-style� � Thomas
O�Neill, local farmer
that's the only style for 4 legged animals.
After a 48 hour wild goose chase, Wildlife agents still have not
successfully apprehended the animal and all persons having
information concerning its whereabouts should contact the Alberta
Environment and Parks, Fish & Wildlife department.
moose chase, not goose chase. anyway, best of luck to the moose, i
hope it is never captured and it roams forever doing what it loves.
I knew a fellow whose mother was a moose. Big bastard with a long nose, >>>> but always wore a hat so I dunno about antlers.
did you tell that cow shagging moose that?
it's just a message running with the herd
On 3/21/2025 9:11 AM, % wrote:
jojo wrote:
% wrote:
Terry Miles wrote:
jojo wrote:moose can't have sex in the spring they have to wait until fall
Bob Probaska wrote:
A moose that has escaped from the Calgary zoo is wreaking
on local
farms in the area as the 2,000-pound beast has allegedly been
sexually assaulting cows in the area since its escape.
i want to see a cow-moose hybrid.
Local farmers in the area have warned authorities about a
moose
that has been seen on many occasions �humping� their
cattle and
possibly harming the animals.
�I saw this huge moose shagging one of my cows
doggy-style� � Thomas
O�Neill, local farmer
that's the only style for 4 legged animals.
After a 48 hour wild goose chase, Wildlife agents still
have not
successfully apprehended the animal and all persons having
information concerning its whereabouts should contact the
Alberta
Environment and Parks, Fish & Wildlife department.
moose chase, not goose chase. anyway, best of luck to the
moose, i
hope it is never captured and it roams forever doing what
it loves.
I knew a fellow whose mother was a moose. Big bastard with a
long nose,
but always wore a hat so I dunno about antlers.
did you tell that cow shagging moose that?
it's just a message running with the herd
When are moose most likely to do this? Dusk or dawn?
jojo wrote:
His Way Or The... wrote:not a good idea , they'll kill you
On 3/21/2025 9:11 AM, % wrote:
jojo wrote:
% wrote:
Terry Miles wrote:
jojo wrote:moose can't have sex in the spring they have to wait until
Bob Probaska wrote:
A moose that has escaped from the Calgary zoo is
wreaking on local
farms in the area as the 2,000-pound beast has allegedly
been
sexually assaulting cows in the area since its escape.
i want to see a cow-moose hybrid.
Local farmers in the area have warned authorities about
a moose
that has been seen on many occasions �humping� their
cattle and
possibly harming the animals.
�I saw this huge moose shagging one of my cows
doggy-style� � Thomas
O�Neill, local farmer
that's the only style for 4 legged animals.
After a 48 hour wild goose chase, Wildlife agents still
have not
successfully apprehended the animal and all persons having
information concerning its whereabouts should contact
the Alberta
Environment and Parks, Fish & Wildlife department.
moose chase, not goose chase. anyway, best of luck to the
moose, i
hope it is never captured and it roams forever doing what
it loves.
I knew a fellow whose mother was a moose. Big bastard with
a long nose,
but always wore a hat so I dunno about antlers.
fall
did you tell that cow shagging moose that?
it's just a message running with the herd
When are moose most likely to do this? Dusk or dawn?
why? do you want to join them lol!
jojo wrote:
% wrote:just let him be and he'll leave
jojo wrote:
His Way Or The... wrote:not a good idea , they'll kill you
On 3/21/2025 9:11 AM, % wrote:
jojo wrote:
% wrote:
Terry Miles wrote:did you tell that cow shagging moose that?
jojo wrote:moose can't have sex in the spring they have to wait until fall >>>>>>>
Bob Probaska wrote:
A moose that has escaped from the Calgary zoo is wreaking on >>>>>>>>>>> local
farms in the area as the 2,000-pound beast has allegedly been >>>>>>>>>>> sexually assaulting cows in the area since its escape.
i want to see a cow-moose hybrid.
Local farmers in the area have warned authorities about a moose >>>>>>>>>>> that has been seen on many occasions �humping� their cattle and
possibly harming the animals.
�I saw this huge moose shagging one of my cows doggy-style� �
Thomas
O�Neill, local farmer
that's the only style for 4 legged animals.
After a 48 hour wild goose chase, Wildlife agents still have not >>>>>>>>>>> successfully apprehended the animal and all persons having >>>>>>>>>>> information concerning its whereabouts should contact the Alberta >>>>>>>>>>> Environment and Parks, Fish & Wildlife department.
moose chase, not goose chase. anyway, best of luck to the moose, i >>>>>>>>>> hope it is never captured and it roams forever doing what it >>>>>>>>>> loves.
I knew a fellow whose mother was a moose. Big bastard with a >>>>>>>>> long nose,
but always wore a hat so I dunno about antlers.
it's just a message running with the herd
When are moose most likely to do this? Dusk or dawn?
why? do you want to join them lol!
yeah tell that guy... his way or the?? what a stupid name!!
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