XPost: alt.checkmate, alt.global-warming
On Wed, 26 Mar 2025 22:59:47 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; Auntie Tranny <
youdaman@betamail.corn> determined that the following was of great
importance to Auntie Tranny <
youdaman@betamail.corn> and subsequently
decided to freely share it with us in <
MPG.424e892bbf411b33989ffb@usnews.blocknews.net>:
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= OMG! This one time... in Band Camp, Nadegda totally said this shit!
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?=
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= 8=== 8=== Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt,
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= snowflakes, melt! 8=== On Wed, 26 Mar 2025 01:28:51 -0700, "Auntie
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= Tr*nny", an obvious Kookmate sock, 8=== waxed delusional: 8=== 8=== >
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= All electric cars are what gullible stupid people got suckered into
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= 8=== > buying to "save the Earth," and have been nothing but dangerous
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= toxic 8=== > money pits from Day One. Now the radical blue-haired
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= Leftist nose- 8=== > ring-wearing phaggot peegs that were praising
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= their dubious "virtues" 8=== > a couple of months ago, are vandalizing
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= and burning them, releasing 8=== > highly toxic pollutants into that
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= same precious air they claimed to 8=== > care so much about... all
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= because Elon's exposing the massive 8=== > Government corruption that
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= you Leftist scumbags have been sucking from 8=== > the government teat
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= for decades. You have the morals of an alley π± 8=== > in heat, but at
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= least you admit you made an epic fuckup if you 8=== > actually did once
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= own one... I mock you! 8=== 8=== That's a nice textwall kookrant you've
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= composed, but I'm not seeing any 8=== CAPSphOam or any occurrences of
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= multiple exclamation points in a row. I'm 8=== going to have to deduct
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= two points from your execution score for these 8=== defects in your
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= presentation. Also, it's a bit short, at only around a 8=== quarter
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= screenful, and your knees weren't quite as close together as they 8===
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= should have been during the somersaults for your mental gymnastics,
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= which 8=== will, I'm afraid, cost you another half-point, and one from
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= your difficulty 8=== score for your use of only fairly basic sophistry
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= techniques. (Really, no 8=== equivocations or post hoc ergo propter
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= hocs?) 8=== 8=== All told, I give it a 6.5 -- solid work for an
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= amateur, but definitely 8=== a less than stellar performance for a
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= former pro like yourself. C'mon, I 8=== know you can do better. 8===
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= 8=== <π©snickerTurdπ©> =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?=
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= And just WHO is going to compensate me for the extra time and trouble to
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= totally destroy you? Learn to gracefully accept the spankings I so
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= generously give you. I could crank it up a couple of notches, but that
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= would exceed your comprehension level. =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?=
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= Now oink for me, and show me you're worthy of more singing lessons so I
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= don't feel I'm wasting my time. =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?=
Did you have to stop spanking your daughter at a very early age bc it got you too hot and bothered?
--
"I am not a "hetero cismale"." - Steve K. Hall in <1r5hu1f.z02fkr1t8gjr5N%
snipeco.2@gmail.com>
"Claiming that I "refuse to respect pronouns" is dead wrong. I respect them with everyone but "Jen" and "their" ilk, because "they" are a phony." - Scott Doty AKA Creon AKA Vallor AKA Doc Hammerhead declares why he ironically reserves the "right" to
misgender others just like his MAGA bigot cohorts are wont to in Message-ID: <
l54g7pF27huU2@mid.individual.net>
Message-ID: <
nistjjhili8963p9l65oi962r3p4mktej5@4ax.com>
" And yet, one can still see the headers.
If you weren't so stupid, you would know how. I will try, and
likely fail, to dumb it down to your intellectual level.
To the right of the post there are three dots. Click on them. A
few options will appear. Click on "Show original message" and follow
the instructions as best your learning disability will permit.
If you still can't see the headers, there is nothing more I can
do. I cannot dumb this down any more than I have." - Kenito Wills, stupider than shit-stupid. (See:
https://ibb.co/MVsRGqN)
"It's just like you to read all that, and come up a sick and clueless response like that one, totally unrelated to the point. It must get confusing to be intelligent enough to "sit at the best reading table in school," and fail to cobble together a
basic understanding of what you've just read. The nasty side of you always manages to take control to guard your fragile ego, which explains why you never get along with people, and get visitors like Red Elephant who take the time and trouble to come by
and embarrass you..." - <
MPG.41696ec8ecc18ea4989796@usnews.blocknews.net> Jimbo responds to a yes/no question exactly as one might expect him to.
"Bullshit! You salivate over every word I write, then beg for more. Then when you realize that I've put you in another hole you can't worm your way out of... even if you did "sit at the best reading table in elementary school," YOU revert to pedo lames,
because that's the best you can do. In fact, no one here has any interest in your obsession with pedo lames but you, because you're intellectually weak. In fact, you seem suspiciously obsessed with that topic. Maybe some day we'll find out why." - <
MPG.4169de194a070345989798@usnews.blocknews.net> No Jim, I am not "obsessed" with what you did and concealed and continue to backpedal from.
https://groups.google.com/g/misc.legal/c/6FaoS9bawDI/m/Wdupq7BHaSkJ
"I've spoken against CPS many times. That I realize that they were 100% correct in regards to you doesn't mean I'm pro-CPS." - Kent Wills doesn't like Child Protection Services getting in his way of abusing children.
https://groups.google.com/g/misc.legal/c/AmluvRraNjg/m/gufYNdgK3E8J
"Greg has made it very clear he likes little girls. And not in a sexually healthy way." - Kent Wills believes that there's a "sexually healthy" way to be a pedophile.
"I'm actually glad it's out in the open now, it's a lot of weight to bear. Some will graciously accept that, and some probably won't. It makes it real easy to know who's worth regarding as a friend. Those few remaining haters hide behind socks... I
wonder why?" - Checkmate AKA Auntie Tranny <
youdaman@betamail.corn> AKA "Rick Sabian" AKA "Morphing Fuckwit" AKA "automatic tranny" AKA "jen der queer" AKA "
livelong@and.prosper" AKA "FOAD <
foad@grnail.corn>" AKA "Destiny <
faghaitur@bucket.list>" AKA "
DAVID KEETING <
Squiggles@ass.worm>" AKA "f4c3411 <
f3c4L@f37l5h.corn>" AKA "<"Hunter's Dildo <
RumPPumPPa@uPPa.yOOaSS>" >" AKA "Mustafa Sheboygan" AKA "Peter, the Booty Judge" <root@127.0.0.1> AKA "Mund Harmonika <root@127.0.0.1>" AKA "Mundharmonika <root@
127.0.0.1>" AKA "% <%@hotmale.com>" AKA "Checkmate <
trouble@soon.corn>" AKA "Mundharmonika <
R00T@MOUTH.ORGAN>" AKA "Mundharmonika <R00T@127.O.O.1>" AKA "Tard Wrangler <
youknowit@alphamale.corn>" hates when people hate pedo rapists. He wants friends who
like pedo rapists. Write that down and don't forget it! <
https://groups.google.com/g/alt.checkmate/c/2VcCBNwMdeo/m/A0wpvxZRAAAJ>
"I think we should destroy every last fucking mosque in America." - "Checkmate, DoW #1" <
Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> proves for us that white males are violent in Message-ID: <
MPG.32c5bfefd18c9a698f0a8@news.altopia.com>
"Yeah, but you think everybody's Greg. There are a couple people here who can't resist responding to everything the aSSwurm or the Pussy Willow says. It does me no good to plonk aSSwurm and Pussy Willow if I still have to wade through a hundred inane
posts a day involving those two assholes, so now I've plonked the chronic responders as well. They'll figure it out, and then they can make a choice... exchange stupid drivel with those two, or have more intelligent and interesting conversations with me.
I know damned well Greg got sick of all that shit, and now I'm sick of it too. Those who choose to get led around by the lowest common denominator are fucking up AC and every other group they play that game in. If that's the kind of Usenet they want,
they can wallow in the same slop as the two retards elsewhere, because they're only contributing to fucking this group up too. I can take or leave this shit, because I have plenty to keep me occupied with my room addition project, and it's a hell of a
lot more rewarding than exchanging baby talk with the likes of the aSSwurm. May his fucking worthless AIDS-infested carcass drop fucking dead ASAP and quit wasting oxygen. To sum it up, talk to those two idiots elsewhere, or they'll probably be the only
people left to talk to here." One can only presume that Jim and Creon/Vallor have solved this problem and are together in a private chat "having more intelligent and interesting conversations" instead of these "Civil" calls for shunning and
authoritative control of discussion. As Seen on TV : <
MPG.35cd7d50e1b224b1994604@news.altopia.com>
"I'm pretty sure all gods are fictional, I'm smart enough to not proclaim I know this." - Kwills is only smart enough to doubt himself while arguing that a belief in imaginary made-up gods can't just be ignored as "mental illness" in <
mo4q0j9tcqjt68s039loiacrbarihsh9i5@4ax.com>
"If you worried half as much about your own personal life as you do everyone else's, you might almost be tolerable, obsessed stalker." -James "Checkmate" Gorman, in perhaps the most ironic and mentally-challenged statement ever made on Usenet. <MPG.
4001ba2c14cace6c98cb6f@usnews.blocknews.net>
"Trying to diminish others doesn't make you look any better. In fact, it does quite the opposite. Why are you always so bitter and angry? Do you have AIDS or something like so many other tranny girls do?" -James "Checkmate" Gorman in <MPG.
405409befd41f28898969d@test.blocknews.net>
"You should see my archive on you" -James "Checkmate" Gorman teases us with his "dosser" in <
MPG.3eea81b23145043b98c338@usnews.blocknews.net>
"Sorry, nothing to see here. The joint wasn't as bad as they say, but I'm not looking to go back. I'm a model citizen, clean as a whistle. I've owned my own home for 12 years, owned my own business almost as long, don't bother anyone and they don't
bother me. You have nothing in any "police report" pertaining to me. Don't you think they would have "come a-knockin" a long time ago if they had any reason to? You're delusional and paranoid, and I have to wonder why.
Oh... I should mention that there are a LOT of trannies in prison. I don't know why, but there are. The State even has to give them hormone shots for their tiddies at taxpayer's expense, and they wear bras and panties. I found everything about them
revolting. That's why the whole "Bubba" thing is almost completely a myth, except in cell living. That shit wouldn't fly in a 100-man dorm, but trust me, those little trollops find ways to serve the willing when the lights go out. You see something, you
keep your mouth shut about it because that way you don't get in a wreck. I never partook in such activities because the whole idea is just repulsive. I think that's a big part of what I don't like about you. I've seen how they act and I've talked to a
few... total drama queens in every sense." -James "Checkmate" Gorman reminisces about prison in <
MPG.3ceb37c2eddbaff98b07a@usnews.blocknews.net>
"Not true. I've seen square waves on the oscilloscope from some certain generator. Square waves can be created from other than sine waves. Sine waves aren't everything (or anything you sick pervert %), I think that's the point you are missing. -
Mathemagician "Lane Larson" in <
939d6741-df96-5f2e-a444-b6dfd77de09e@stoat.inhoin.edu> seems to argue that square wave generators must use Fourier transforms "of course" to generate "almost" square waves... in his feeble attempt to quash my assertion
that "square waves do not exist in reality" in post <=3D?U=3D?UTF-8?Q?T?=3DF-8?Q?=3DF0=3D9F=3D8C=3DBA?=3DKWuXdYTXCQ5ApC$@88.203.236.221=3D?U=3D?UTF-8?Q?T?=3DF-8?Q?=3DF0=3D9F=3D8C=3DBA?=3D>.
"Colour me fanboi, oh yes indeed. I'm a fanboi who is proudly content to be just that." -
snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) in <1qx4ikk.c8jzw919si6cmN%
snipeco.2@gmail.com>
Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
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Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
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