"Oh God!" he screams "Help me!"
The bear stops in its tracks and a voice from the heavens rings out "All
your life you've said you don't believe in me, slandered my name and now
you want my help?"
"I realise that my request is rather bold," replies the atheist "but would
it be possible for you to make this bear a Christian?"
"Of course it is!" replies God.
The bear closes its eyes and clasps its paws in prayer and says "Thank you Father for this meal I am about to receive...”
On May 21, 2025, Ground Goblin wrote
(in article <100lhc3$iu4$4@toxic.dizum.net>):
"Oh God!" he screams "Help me!"
The bear stops in its tracks and a voice from the heavens rings out "All
your life you've said you don't believe in me, slandered my name and now
you want my help?"
"I realise that my request is rather bold," replies the atheist "but would >> it be possible for you to make this bear a Christian?"
"Of course it is!" replies God.
The bear closes its eyes and clasps its paws in prayer and says "Thank you >> Father for this meal I am about to receive...”
Food for thought
Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
jojo wrote:
Mike wrote:if you believe that don't go where there are bears
On May 21, 2025, Ground Goblin wrote
(in article <100lhc3$iu4$4@toxic.dizum.net>):
"Oh God!" he screams "Help me!"
The bear stops in its tracks and a voice from the heavens
rings out "All
your life you've said you don't believe in me, slandered my
name and now
you want my help?"
"I realise that my request is rather bold," replies the
atheist "but would
it be possible for you to make this bear a Christian?"
"Of course it is!" replies God.
The bear closes its eyes and clasps its paws in prayer and
says "Thank you
Father for this meal I am about to receive...”
Food for thought
Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
bears dont eat human flesh, its too gamey.
jojo wrote:
% wrote:
jojo wrote:
Mike wrote:
On May 21, 2025, Ground Goblin wrote
(in article <100lhc3$iu4$4@toxic.dizum.net>):
"Oh God!" he screams "Help me!"
The bear stops in its tracks and a voice from the heavens rings out "All
your life you've said you don't believe in me, slandered my name and now
you want my help?"
"I realise that my request is rather bold," replies the atheist "but would
it be possible for you to make this bear a Christian?"
"Of course it is!" replies God.
The bear closes its eyes and clasps its paws in prayer and says "Thank you
Father for this meal I am about to receive...”
Food for thought
Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
bears dont eat human flesh, its too gamey.if you believe that don't go where there are bears
they will scratch and bite, but not for eating right?bears will eat anything they can eat
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