"Two soldiers were caught having sex in the cockpit of an Apache gunship.
The pair, who were believed to be under the influence of alcohol, were >discovered in the act by their colleagues, The Sun reported.
They were allegedly engaged in intercourse in the back of a two-seater
AH-64 gunship.
A ground crew is understood to have approached the aircraft to fit rain >covers after a night-time servicing, but then reportedly heard unusual
noises and saw that the rotors were swaying up and down.
An air safety report, which was seen by the newspaper after it became >available owing to a technical glitch, said: It became apparent that
the rear cockpit was occupied by two people engaged in sexual
intercourse. Both were naked from the waist down, the male in uniform,
the female in civilian attire. They were ordered to exit the cockpit and
get dressed.
Both parties were serving soldiers. Both showed symptoms of intoxication.
On Thu, 14 Nov 2024 11:23:03 +0000, The Natural Philosopher <tnp@invalid.invalid> wrote:
"Two soldiers were caught having sex in the cockpit of an Apache gunship.
The pair, who were believed to be under the influence of alcohol, were
discovered in the act by their colleagues, The Sun reported.
They were allegedly engaged in intercourse in the back of a two-seater
AH-64 gunship.
A ground crew is understood to have approached the aircraft to fit rain
covers after a night-time servicing, but then reportedly heard unusual
noises and saw that the rotors were swaying up and down.
An air safety report, which was seen by the newspaper after it became
available owing to a technical glitch, said: “It became apparent that
the rear cockpit was occupied by two people engaged in sexual
intercourse. Both were naked from the waist down, the male in uniform,
the female in civilian attire. They were ordered to exit the cockpit and
get dressed.
“Both parties were serving soldiers. Both showed symptoms of intoxication.”
Far from DIY, that's clearly a case of "getting a man in".
On Thu, 14 Nov 2024 11:23:03 +0000, The Natural Philosopher <tnp@invalid.invalid> wrote:
"Two soldiers were caught having sex in the cockpit of an Apache gunship.
The pair, who were believed to be under the influence of alcohol, were
discovered in the act by their colleagues, The Sun reported.
They were allegedly engaged in intercourse in the back of a two-seater
AH-64 gunship.
A ground crew is understood to have approached the aircraft to fit rain
covers after a night-time servicing, but then reportedly heard unusual
noises and saw that the rotors were swaying up and down.
An air safety report, which was seen by the newspaper after it became
available owing to a technical glitch, said: “It became apparent that
the rear cockpit was occupied by two people engaged in sexual
intercourse. Both were naked from the waist down, the male in uniform,
the female in civilian attire. They were ordered to exit the cockpit and
get dressed.
“Both parties were serving soldiers. Both showed symptoms of intoxication.”
Far from DIY, that's clearly a case of "getting a man in".
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