• Some Polish Jokes

    From Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells@21:1/5 to All on Tue Mar 22 11:54:04 2022
    XPost: uk.politics.misc

    Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?
    Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

    How do you sink a Polish battleship?
    Put it in water.

    A Polack went to a carpenter and said, "Can you build me a box
    that is two inches high, two inches wide, and fifty feet long?"
    "Hmm..." mused the carpenter. "It could be done, I suppose,
    but what would you want a box like that for?"
    "Well, you see," said the Polack, "my neighbor moved away and
    forgot some things, so he asked me to send him his garden hose."

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