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Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?
Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

How do you sink a Polish battleship?
Put it in water.

A Polack went to a carpenter and said, "Can you build me a box
that is two inches high, two inches wide, and fifty feet long?"
"Hmm..." mused the carpenter. "It could be done, I suppose,
but what would you want a box like that for?"
"Well, you see," said the Polack, "my neighbor moved away and
forgot some things, so he asked me to send him his garden hose."

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